April 24, 2014   5,297 notes

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glitterandmetal-yt-da:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

are you ok?

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April 24, 2014   197,123 notes
brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

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April 23, 2014   109,309 notes

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April 23, 2014   7 notes

So Janine has this new friend and she is so cool and I really want her to think I’m cool. Therefore, I have become the biggest loser around her trying too hard.
In an act of nice-friendshipness I bought her some dry shampoo and some soap for her daughter at LUSH and instead of giving it to her like an adult I got weird and awkward and just left it on the table, then went to bed and texted Janine saying “whoops I forgot can you pass those along to her?”
To make me an even bigger dork, I had to go upstairs and pee about 10 minutes after I sent it, but I don’t know if Janine has read that text or not. As I tried to sneak past them, Janine asked if I was sleeping okay and I just mumbled something weird and scampered away.
Why am I so weird and awkward?

April 23, 2014   30,327 notes
dicpic:

let’s go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah

dicpic:

let’s go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah

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April 23, 2014   273 notes
lipstickstainedlove:

iamtheunburned:

So excited that Mad Men is back…and so is the goddess that is Joan!
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Favorite ever

lipstickstainedlove:

iamtheunburned:

So excited that Mad Men is back…and so is the goddess that is Joan!

Source

Favorite ever

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April 23, 2014   14,971 notes

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April 23, 2014   41,260 notes
thesinfulyouth:

lily—rabes:

Lily Rabe on set of American Horror Story in her outfit for ‘Sister Mary Eunice’ photograph taken by Sarah Paulson.

thesinfulyouth:

lily—rabes:

Lily Rabe on set of American Horror Story in her outfit for ‘Sister Mary Eunice’ photograph taken by Sarah Paulson.

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April 23, 2014   57,524 notes

llionheartedgirll:

younger-lungs:

Poehler-oids [x]

Whoa!

ugh she is the best

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April 22, 2014   13,602 notes

wetheurban:

SPOTLIGHT: The Fanciful,  Monstrous Feminine by Jessica Ledwich

Intense. ‘The Fanciful, Monstrous Feminine’ by Jessica Ledwich is a feminist art series that depicts strange, surreal beauty rituals illustrating the concept of the “monstrous feminine.”

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April 22, 2014   231,927 notes

helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

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